A guy lost his girlfriend in a train accident.... but the gal's name nowhere appeared in the dead list. This guygrew up n became IT technical architect in his late 20?s, achievement in itself!!.
He hired developers from the whole globe and plan to make asoftware where he could search for his gf through the web.. Things went as planned...n he found her, after losing millions of dollars and 3 long years!!
It was time to shut down the search operation, when the CEO of Google had aword with this guy n took over this application, This Software made a whopping 1 billion dollars profit in its first year,which we today know as ORKUT .The guy's name is ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN .
Yes its named after him only. Today heis paid a hefty sum by Google for the things we do like scrapping. He is expected to b the richest person by 2009.ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN today has 13 assistants to monitor his scrapbook & 8 tomonitor his friends-list. He gets around 20,000 friend-requests a day &about 85,000 scraps!!!
Some other Cool Facts about this guy:
* He gets $12 from Google when every person registers to this website.
* He also gets $10 when you add somebody as a friend.
* He gets $8 when your friend's friend adds you as a friend & gets $6 if
anybody adds you as friend in the resulting chain.
* He gets $5 when you scrap somebody & $4 when somebody scraps you.
*He also gets $200 for each photograph you upload on Orkut.
* He gets $2.5 when you add your friend in the crush-list or in the hot-list.
* He gets $2 when you become somebody's fan.
* He gets $1.5 when somebody else becomes your fan.
* He even gets $1 every time you logout of Orkut.
* He gets $0.5 every time you just change your profile-photograph.
* He also gets $0.5 every time you read your friend's scrap-book & $0.5
every timeyou view your friend's friend-list.
"Moral of the story"?
LOSE U R GIRLFRIEND AND MAKE BILLIONS !!!!
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Dont get angry suddenly...!
One morning at a doctor?s surgery a patient arrives complaining ofserious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him"
OK, whathappened to your back?
"The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club?
This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in mybedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and thebalcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not findanyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,
That?s how I strained my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. Thedoctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?"He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today wasthe first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was runninglate. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge.
"The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other twoPatients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?""Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"
OK, whathappened to your back?
"The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club?
This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in mybedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and thebalcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not findanyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,
That?s how I strained my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. Thedoctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?"He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today wasthe first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was runninglate. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge.
"The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other twoPatients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?""Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"
One morning at a doctor?s surgery a patient arrives complaining ofserious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him"
OK, whathappened to your back?
"The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club?
This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in mybedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and thebalcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not findanyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,
That?s how I strained my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. Thedoctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?"He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today wasthe first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was runninglate. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge.
"The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other twoPatients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?""Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"
OK, whathappened to your back?
"The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club?
This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in mybedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and thebalcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not findanyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,
That?s how I strained my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. Thedoctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?"He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today wasthe first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was runninglate. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge.
"The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other twoPatients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?""Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"
"Its easy to joke on a Sardar, but It's too difficult to be a Sardar"
During 17th Century, when Hindustan was ruled by Mughals, all the Hindu people were humiliated and were treated like animals. Mughals treated the Hindu women as there own property and were forcing all Hindus to accept Islam and even used to kill people if they were refusing to accept.
That time, our ninth Guru, Sri Guru Teg Bahadarji came forward, in response to a request by some Kashmiri Pandits to fight against all these cruel activities. Guruji told the Mughal emperor that if he could succeed in converting him to Islam, all the Hindus would accept the same. But, if he failed, he should stop all those activities. The Mughal emperor happily agreed to that but even after lots of torture to Guruji and his fellow members, he failed to convert him to Islam and Guruji along with his other four fellow members, were tortured and sacrificed their lives in Chandni Chowk (Old> Delhi )...That's why the Gurudwara there is named "Sheesh Ganj"....Sheesh means head. Since the Mughals were unable to convert them to Islam they were assassinated. Thus Guruji sacrificed his life for the protection of Hindu religion.
Can anybody lay down his life and that too for the protection of another religion? This is the reason he is still remembered as "Hind Ki Chaddar", shield of India. For the sake of whom he had sacrificed his life, none of the them ame forward to lift his body, fearing that they would also be assassinated. Seeing this incident our 10th Guruji, Sri Guru Gobind Singhji (Son of Guru Teg Bahadarji) founder of khalsa made a resolution that he would convert his followers to such human beings who would not be able to hide themselves and could be easily located in thousands.
At the start, the Sikhs were very few in numbers as they were fighting against the Mughal emperors. At that time, Nadir Shah raided Delhi in the year 1739 and looted Hindustan and was carrying lot of Hindustan treasures and nearly 2200 Hindu women along with him. The news spread like a fire and was heard by Sardar Jassa Singh who was the Commander of the Sikh army at that time. He decided to attack Nadir Shah's Kafila on the same midnight. He did so and rescued all the Hindu women and they were safely sent to their homes. It didn't happen only once but thereafter whenever any Abdaalis or Iranis had attacked and looted Hindustan and were trying to carry the treasures and Hindu women along with them for selling them in Abdal markets, the Sikh army although fewer in numbers but were brave hearted and attacked them at midnight, 12 O'clock and rescued women.
After that time whenever there occurred a similar incident, people started to contact the Sikh army for their help and Sikhs used to attack the raider's at Midnight, 12 O'clock. Nowadays, these "smart people" and some Sikh enemies who are afraid of Sikhs, have spread these words that at 12 O'clock, the Sikhs go out of their senses. This historic fact was the reason which made me smile over that person as I thought that his Mother or Sister would be in trouble and wants my help and was reminding me by saying off, 'Sardarji Barah Baj Gaye'
Mail this to all ur friends so they can know about sikh history & its a humble appeal PLEASE dont make fun of RELIGIONS !!! as every religion is as pure as yours. "Its easy to joke on a Sardar, but It's too difficult to be a Sardar"
That time, our ninth Guru, Sri Guru Teg Bahadarji came forward, in response to a request by some Kashmiri Pandits to fight against all these cruel activities. Guruji told the Mughal emperor that if he could succeed in converting him to Islam, all the Hindus would accept the same. But, if he failed, he should stop all those activities. The Mughal emperor happily agreed to that but even after lots of torture to Guruji and his fellow members, he failed to convert him to Islam and Guruji along with his other four fellow members, were tortured and sacrificed their lives in Chandni Chowk (Old> Delhi )...That's why the Gurudwara there is named "Sheesh Ganj"....Sheesh means head. Since the Mughals were unable to convert them to Islam they were assassinated. Thus Guruji sacrificed his life for the protection of Hindu religion.
Can anybody lay down his life and that too for the protection of another religion? This is the reason he is still remembered as "Hind Ki Chaddar", shield of India. For the sake of whom he had sacrificed his life, none of the them ame forward to lift his body, fearing that they would also be assassinated. Seeing this incident our 10th Guruji, Sri Guru Gobind Singhji (Son of Guru Teg Bahadarji) founder of khalsa made a resolution that he would convert his followers to such human beings who would not be able to hide themselves and could be easily located in thousands.
At the start, the Sikhs were very few in numbers as they were fighting against the Mughal emperors. At that time, Nadir Shah raided Delhi in the year 1739 and looted Hindustan and was carrying lot of Hindustan treasures and nearly 2200 Hindu women along with him. The news spread like a fire and was heard by Sardar Jassa Singh who was the Commander of the Sikh army at that time. He decided to attack Nadir Shah's Kafila on the same midnight. He did so and rescued all the Hindu women and they were safely sent to their homes. It didn't happen only once but thereafter whenever any Abdaalis or Iranis had attacked and looted Hindustan and were trying to carry the treasures and Hindu women along with them for selling them in Abdal markets, the Sikh army although fewer in numbers but were brave hearted and attacked them at midnight, 12 O'clock and rescued women.
After that time whenever there occurred a similar incident, people started to contact the Sikh army for their help and Sikhs used to attack the raider's at Midnight, 12 O'clock. Nowadays, these "smart people" and some Sikh enemies who are afraid of Sikhs, have spread these words that at 12 O'clock, the Sikhs go out of their senses. This historic fact was the reason which made me smile over that person as I thought that his Mother or Sister would be in trouble and wants my help and was reminding me by saying off, 'Sardarji Barah Baj Gaye'
Mail this to all ur friends so they can know about sikh history & its a humble appeal PLEASE dont make fun of RELIGIONS !!! as every religion is as pure as yours. "Its easy to joke on a Sardar, but It's too difficult to be a Sardar"
sardar logic
Logic test
Santa singh decided to undertake the MBA exam.He could understand everything except for the LOGIC part.
One day when he was reading, one of his non-sardar friends came home.
Friend: Santa singhji How is your MBA preparation?
Santa Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Friend: Logic is very easy.
Santa singh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand. Friend: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Santa: YES. Friend: Logically, there will be water in it.
Santa: YES.
Friend: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Santa: YES.
Friend: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Santa: YES.
Friend: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Santa: YES.
Friend:so, logically, you are married.
Santa: YES.
Friend: So, that means you are a heterosexual.
Santa singh was very glad that he understood logic. Next day he sees Banta singh and he was also preparing for MBA.
Santa: How is your MBA preparation?
Banta: Everything is fine except for the logic.
Santa: Oh, logic is easy.
Banta: Pleaseeee, give me an example.
Santa: Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Banta: NO, I don't.>Santa: saala!!! HOMO!!!
Santa singh decided to undertake the MBA exam.He could understand everything except for the LOGIC part.
One day when he was reading, one of his non-sardar friends came home.
Friend: Santa singhji How is your MBA preparation?
Santa Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Friend: Logic is very easy.
Santa singh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand. Friend: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Santa: YES. Friend: Logically, there will be water in it.
Santa: YES.
Friend: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Santa: YES.
Friend: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Santa: YES.
Friend: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Santa: YES.
Friend:so, logically, you are married.
Santa: YES.
Friend: So, that means you are a heterosexual.
Santa singh was very glad that he understood logic. Next day he sees Banta singh and he was also preparing for MBA.
Santa: How is your MBA preparation?
Banta: Everything is fine except for the logic.
Santa: Oh, logic is easy.
Banta: Pleaseeee, give me an example.
Santa: Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Banta: NO, I don't.>Santa: saala!!! HOMO!!!
Friday, November 17, 2006
Musharraf WTC joke
The prime Minister of Chinacalled President Bush to console him after theattack on the Pentagon: "I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a verybig tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, wehave copies of everything."
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Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:
Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs...I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that..
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in Americanow?
Bush: It's eight in the morning.
Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
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Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:
Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs...I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that..
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in Americanow?
Bush: It's eight in the morning.
Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
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Thursday, October 19, 2006
Sardarji jokes wonderful ...! Jus c n nyoy..!
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on thecomputer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on ourengagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see anyone before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar whyare you removing a wheel from your auto.
Sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Boss : Where were you born ?
Sardar : Punjab.
Boss : Which part ?
Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on thecomputer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on ourengagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see anyone before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar whyare you removing a wheel from your auto.
Sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Boss : Where were you born ?
Sardar : Punjab.
Boss : Which part ?
Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
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